A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her morning chat session.

A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her morning chat session. When she got there, her neighbor remarked how tired she looked. Yeah she said, I didn't sleep well last night, I had this really strange dream. Do tell said her neighbor, pouring the coffee. Well, I dreamed I woke up and went downstairs as usual, but when I looked in the mirror my face had turned orange, and my hair was sticking straight up out of my head and was green! Sounds like you turned into a punk rocker or something the neighbor said, with a grin. No she said, It wasn't like that. It was as if I knew something was wrong, but it seemed normal somehow, you know what I mean? Sure said the neighbor, Everybody's had dreams like that. Well anyway she continued, I decided to go down and get the mail, because even in my dream, I figured I must be dreaming, so what the heck if I was orange, you know? So I walk down and get my mail, and I keep feeling everybody looking at me! Then I get a good look at myself in the big window in front of the store, and I'll be darned if I wasn't a carrot! It was such a shock I stumbled backwards and got hit by a truck driven by that nice doctor down the street. The last thing I remember before I woke up was him bending over me, telling me his diagnosis. Wow laughed the neighbor, Did you live? Yeah, I lived sighed the girl, But the doctor said I'd be a vegetable the rest of my life.