...and after a thorough examination the doctor says that there's nothing medical science can do for him, however there's an old country remedy that he could try. "Just rub lard on it every day and in a couple of weeks you should see some result." Two weeks go by and the man go back to the doctor. "Some doctor you are! I rubbed Crisco on it every day and if anything my penis is even smaller!" "You fool", cried the doctor", I said use LARD, not Shortening!"
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