Sex with a Japanese woman...

A lawyer from New York, is on a business trip to Tokyo. In Tokyo he's negotiating a big deal between the company he represents and a Japanese firm. Talks take place in English at a sushi-restaurant in down-town Tokyo, between the businessman and Mr. Oki, head of the Japanese company.

The negotiations are going very well, but Mr. Oki can't seem to close the deal with the lawyer. The lawyer seems tired from his long trip and aggitated as a result. So - as is accustomed in Japan - mr. Oki arranges a special suprise for the lawyer: a gorgeous Japanese prositute to unwind the lawyer, will be waiting for him in his hotel room.

The lawyer indeed finds a gorgeous woman waiting for him on his bed in his hotel room. Without any hesitation, he accepts this generous offer from the Japanese firm and begins to have wild, animal sex with the woman. While he's going down on her, she keeps screaming "Naki Naki!". As he slowly penetrates her, she still screams "Naki Naki!!". 'Wow', he thinks to himself while doing his thing 'this girl's pussy is the tightest thing I've ever felt!'. And when he starts to really pound her, the screams get even louder: "Naki Naki!! NAKI NAKI!!!". The lawyer concludes that this must be an expression of great joy in Japanese. Even as they're coming to an amazing climax, her last words are "... naki..naki...", before she falls asleep on the bed.

The next day the lawyer meets up with mr. Oki on the golf course. The lawyer thanks mr. Oki for an amazing night, and mr. Oki is pleased to see him in such a good mood now. The lawyer - pretty full of himself after his spectacular performance last night - proceeds to hit a hole-in-one. Cocky and proud to show off his newly learned Japanese, he exclaims: "Yeah! Naki naki!" To which mr. Oki, puzzled, looks at the lawyer and says to him: 'what do you mean "wrong hole"?'.

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