An 8-month pregnant woman is rushed to the ER with terrible stomach cramps and fears for her unborn child. The doctor sees her, leaves to perform some tests, and then returns to the room. Well my dear, he says. There's good news and bad news. The bad news is that your child has ginger hair. Oh no! the woman exclaims, What's the good news? she asks. The doctor replies It's dead.
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