A man goes for a health check-up. His doctor gives him a jar and says:
"This is for a sperm count. Fill this jar and bring it back tomorrow."
So the man returns home and gives a go at it.
He tries one hand. Nothing happens.
He tries both hands. Nothing happens.
The man thinks he needs help from his wife.
So his wife tries one hand. Nothing happens.
She tries two hands. Again, nothing happens.
She even uses her mouth. Nothing happens.
So the man thought he should ask his neighbor to help him out.
He goes to the neighbor's house and explains his predicament.
She first tries one hand. Nothing happens.
She tries two hands. Nothing happens.
She also tries her mouth. Teeth and no teeth. Alas, nothing happens.
The man returns to the doctor the next day. The doctor sees the empty jar, and the man explains that he just couldn't do it. The doctor says:
"That's really unfortuna-- wait, you asked your neighbor?!"
"Yeah! No matter what we did we couldn't get the stupid jar open!"
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