There was once a man who could not get his penis up.
His wife was sad. They had no fun,
So one day the man went to the doctors
to get a perscription for his problem.
"We don't like to just give drugs out" the doctor said.
"I want you to try something and if it doesn't work come back."
"What?" the man asked.
"When your wife is asleep,
Stick your finger in her pussy
and sniff your fingers."
"Do you think it will really work?"
The doctor was sure.
So, the next night when his wife lay next to him in bed,
he did what the doctor said.
He sniffed those fingers and found them to be good.
He realized it worked, he realized he could.
"Honey, Honey!!" he called. "Wake up!"
With a grunt she turned on the light,
looked her husband in the face, and said
"You woke me to tell me you have a nose bleed!!"
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