The cucumber, the pickle and the penis...

After a long, difficult day, a cucumber, a pickle and a penis are all sitting at a bar and talking about all the reasons life sucks. The cucumber goes first.
"I know I've got it the worst; when I get big and juicy, they slice me up and put me on a bed of leaves or drown me in water, it's terrible."
The Pickle chimes in.
"No way buddy, I know I've got it worse then that; when I got pig and juicy, they packed me in a small, glass room with all of my brothers and pour in this disgusting liquid, then after what seems like forever, they take us out one by one and spear us and eat us."
That's when the Penis had had enough.
"You guys don't know how good you have it! When I get big and juicy, they throw a rubber sack over my head, shove me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I throw up all over myself and pass out!"
He lights a cigarette.

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