Do as I say!


One night a couple known for their arguments was at it again.


This time it was because she hadn't fed the dog, and man did he love that mutt.


Towards the end of the arguement, he was walking out, coat in hand, yelling about how she better feed his dog, and as a treat, give him one of those bones he likes.


With a smirk on her face, she silently nodded her head and watched him walk out.


An hour later when he returned, he and his buddy caught his wife fucking the dog!


With a shocked expression, he stuttered out, "W-what are you doing!?"


Turning to see him, she smiled like a cheshire cat and replied, "Well... you said to give him a bone he likes, so I did!"


Submitted by whisperin_bullhorn
Edited by Curtis

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