I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy him some new shoes. (He is 60). After, we decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching someone sitting next to him.The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange and blue and my dad kept staring at her. The teen would look over and find my dad staring every single time. When she'd finally had enough, she sarcastically asked "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?". Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn't choke on his response which I knew would be a great one. In a classic style he responded without batting an eyelid, "Got drunk years back and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
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