Teacher: We're naming words that start with each letter of the alphabet. Who has one for A?
Dirty Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thinks he'll say ass or something and goes to Billy.
Billy:Apple!
On to B. DLJ still has his hand up. Better not call him, he'll say bitch.
Susy: Baseball!
C is next, he'll say cunt, can't have that.
Joey: Cat!
DLJ still has his hand up at R, and the teacher can't think of a single curse that begins with R, so, what the hell.
Teacher: Yes, Dirty Little Johnny?
DLJ: A rat. A big, fuckin' rat.
TL;DR: R is for a big, fuckin' rat.
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