Dirty Ernie was about to go into kindergarden. His teacher, Mrs. Appletree, had heard all about Ernie's obscene antics and was really scared to have him in her class.
A few days go by and thus far Ernie hadn't been a problem, but Mrs. Appletree was about to teach the alphabet, which was the first real lesson she would teach her class. Needless to say, she was a big concerned.
"Okay class, the first letter of the alphabet is 'A', said Mrs. Appletree, "what words can you think of that start with 'A'?"
Natrually Dirty Ernie shoots his hand up, but she calls on a nice little girl named Sally. "Ardvark starts with "A", Mrs. Appletree", said Sally.
"Very good Sally", said Mrs. Apple Tree, "The next letter is "B". Can anybody tell me a word that starts with 'B'?"
"Buster, starts with 'B', Mrs. Appletree", said a nice little boy named Willy
"Very good, Willy"
This cycle happened until Mrs. Appletree got to the letter 'R', and she figured, "what could Dirty Ernie possibly say that starts with 'R'?" So she calls on Dirty Ernie.
"Ernie, what starts with 'R'?", said Mrs. Appletree.
"Rats. Big **fucking** rats with cocks (hold arms all the way out) this fucking big"
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