Where is God!?


A desperate young mother had two incorrigible boys. Having exhausted all
suggestions for controlling the little hellions, she tried one last approach:
she took them to the meanest preacher in town for a lecture.


First the older boy was admitted into the stern minister's study.


Glaring at the boy from behind the desk, the preacher waited a few moments,
then challenged the boy: "Young man, where is God?"


The boy was stunned to silence.


The preacher rose part way out of his chair and repeated the question: "I
asked you, Where Is God?"


The boy began to quake with dread .... this was no ordinary lecture for being
bad!


Stepping around from behind the desk, the impassioned preacher now
shouted his question, "WHERE IS GOD!?"


At this, the boy leaped from his chair and bolted out the door, running
headlong into his little brother.


"What's wrong? What's the matter?" his brother asked. ........."It's awful!
The church has LOST GOD and they're BLAMING US!

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