Jesus was going door to door spreading the word of God and giving out wreaths for goodwill. He came across someone who wasn't happy to see him, got the door slammed on him, and went on to the next house. Turns out the man was RA, the Egyptian sun god. "The nerve!" He said. "Trying to tell me there is only one true god and it's not me. I'm the sun god!" Then he noticed a wreath sitting on his doorstep. Furious, he brought it inside and proceeded to have sex with it. Fucked the wreath to pieces, because heathen gods do weird things like that. "There! That'll show em!" He then went to pee, and noticed a burning sensation. Jesus knew it was RA all along, and had god (old testament) infect the wreath with STDs! Then RA got a text message from jesus, which also happens to be the punchline:
How's Ur wreath RA?! Heard it's in rough shape lol!
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