Lotion

One day when all the people went home from church... or so the
pope thought that. he went to take a shower, at the church.He
took off all his clothes, and got in the shower, then he
realized he had no soap. he got out and also realized he had no
towel. he left the bathroom to get soap and a towel. well on his
way through the church,after he got the soap, the nuns just
came in. So the pope stood still, hoping that they would think
he was a statue.The first nun gasps and says "wow, what a peice
of art!" then the second one slaps his butt and the soap falls
out of his hand, the first nun says" wow his penis looks real!"
so she feels it. she gives it a hand job... then she says"wow a
soap dispenser AND a lotion dispenser!"