Diesel Fitter

Ole and Lars who worked together were both laid off, so off they were to
the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher.
I sew the elastic onto cotton panties." The clerk looked up panty
stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Ole $300 a
week unemployment pay.


Lars was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he replied. Since diesel
fitters was a skilled job the clerk gave him $600 a week.


When Ole finds out he is furious. He stormed back to find out why Lars,
his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk
explained, "Panty stitchers were unskilled and diesel fitters were skilled
labor." "What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on. He pulls on it
and says, 'Yep, diesel fitter.'"