Older lady recently lost her long time husband/lover her use to please her all the time.
After a couple of weeks she started to grow lonely(horny). Her girlfriend recommended she visit a sex shop and look into buying a dildo.
After arriving to said sex shop she asked the clerk behind the counter (slightly embarrassed) "Do you guys sell dildos here?"
Clerk states "Yes! We have all different types and colors. BIG and small. Black,blue,green,and yellow."
The lady replied with "How about that red one right there?"
Clerk said "Um ma'am thats a fire hydrant."
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