(op) what does a sex doll and a terrorist have in common? (punchline and more jokes: originals-oldies-offensive... Not a compilation of last weeks reddit jokes)

They both get blown up before they get any virgins

Whats the best thing about dating a...
French man? They go down easily

Single black father? Kids aint keeping you up an
night

Single mom? You know she puts out

White man with kids? His wife is will always be willing to watch the kids
.
Middle aged woman? Yeah, i don't know either

Whats the worst thing about dating a...
Terrorist? They dont care if you come or not, they getting blown anyway.

A professional clarinet player? They got wood in their mouth all day and when they get home they are blown out


What does a redneck call a gang bang?
Small family reunion

Whys it best to rape a deaf person?
No one can see them scream

What do you call a Muslim thats just had sex?
Osama bin laiden

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