They both get blown up before they get any virgins
Whats the best thing about dating a...
French man? They go down easily
Single black father? Kids aint keeping you up an
night
Single mom? You know she puts out
White man with kids? His wife is will always be willing to watch the kids
.
Middle aged woman? Yeah, i don't know either
Whats the worst thing about dating a...
Terrorist? They dont care if you come or not, they getting blown anyway.
A professional clarinet player? They got wood in their mouth all day and when they get home they are blown out
What does a redneck call a gang bang?
Small family reunion
Whys it best to rape a deaf person?
No one can see them scream
What do you call a Muslim thats just had sex?
Osama bin laiden
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