"What's the problem?" asks the dentist. "I got a bad tooth that needs to be pulled." replied the cheapskate. "Well for $200 I can put you under and pull the tooth, you won't feel a thing." says the dentist. "Nah, that's way to much money, what else you got?"
"Well for $150 I can give you a numbing shot in your gum and pull the tooth, you'll feel more pain than the first option though." replied the dentist. "Nope, still way to expensive, what else?"
"Well for $100 I can put some topical numbing ointment on your tooth and then pull it, I'm not gonna lie though, it's gonna still hurt like hell." "No way still to much money, what else you got?" asks the cheapskate.
"Well for $25 bucks I can give you a Viagra and then pull your tooth." says the dentist. "What does the Viagra do exactly?" asks the cheapskate.
"It gives you something to hold on to while I pull that tooth out"
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