There once was a man from Bombay
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned it into a brick
And it chafed all his foreskin away.
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(Can't take credit for that - I read it in a John Irving novel. *The Cider House Rules*, I believe.)
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