Dialogue while Moses is at the top of Sinai....


God: And remember Moses, in the laws of keeping Kosher, never
cook a calf in its mother's milk. It is cruel.


Moses: Ohhhhhh! So you are saying we should never eat milk and
meat together.


G: No, what I'm saying is, never cook a calf in its mother's
milk.


M: Oh, Lord forgive my ignorance! What you are really saying is
we should wait six hours after eating meat to eat milk so the
two are not in our stomachs.


G: No, Moses, what I'm saying is, don't cook a calf in its
mother's milk!!!


M: Oh, Lord! Please don't strike me down for my stupidity! What
you mean is we should have a separate set of dishes for milk and
a separate set for meat and if we make a mistake we have to bury
that dish outside....


G: Moses, do whatever the fuck you want....

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