12. You can't be nailed to the menorah11. More elephants in the Hanukkah story10. No roof damage from reindeer9. Never a silent night when you're among your Jewish loved ones8. Dance of the Sugar-Plum Rebbe7. Betting Hanukkah gelt on candle races6. Yes, Rivka'le, there is no Santa Claus5. Naked spin-the-dreidel games4. Fun waxy buildup3. No awkward explanations of virgin birth2. Cheer optional1. No Irving Berlin songs (or Mel Torme' either!)
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