Wave that Towel...

An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are
very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does
sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife
is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.
The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes
the following suggestion.. "Hire a strapping young man. While
the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel
over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on
an orgasm." They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They
hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they
make love. It doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied.


Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. "Okay", says the rabbi to
the husband, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make
loveto your wife and you wave the towel over them." Once again,
they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed with
the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to
work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous,
room-shaking, screaming orgasm. The husband smiles, looks at the
young man and says to him triumphantly..."You see, you schmuck,
THAT'S the way you wave a towel!"