Top 10 Reasons to Like Hanukkah


Top 10 Reasons to Like Hanukkah 10. No roof damage from reindeer 9. Never a silent night when you're among your Jewish loved ones 8. If someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it7. Betting Hanukkah gelt (the chocholate coins) on candle races 6. You can use your fireplace5. Naked spin-the-dreidel games 4. Fun waxy buildup on the menorah3. No awkward explanations of virgin birth 2. Cheer optional 1. No Irving Berlin songs

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