Deserted island

A man is marooned on a desert island with nothing but a pig and a dog for company. After a month on the island his natural yearnings are beginning to get the better of him, as they do, the more appealing the pig becomes. Putting thoughts of bestiality to the back of his mind, he carries on being marooned.


Another month passes and his raging loins are too much, he throws aside his trousers, grabs this pig by the back trotters and is moments from inserting his penis into the pigs anus when the dog begins going berserk, and trying to bite the bloke. Eventually he shoves the pig to the floor and sods off for a wank.


This happens three more times over the following weeks. Depressed, hungry and randy, the bloke begins to accept his fate when suddenly a raft appears just off the shore. He swims out to it, and upon bringing it to the sandy shore he notices a beautiful, young blond woman. He gives her mouth to mouth until she finally comes round. Looking in his eyes, she says,
"You have saved my life, I'm indebted to you forever. I will do whatever you want me to"


"Wow! Anything?"


"Anything," she says, winking.


"That's brilliant," He says, "You couldn't take that dog for a walk could you?"

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