A woman meets a man at a bar, and they talk, and conversation turns to sex, and she says that she likes kinky sex.[NSFW]

"Oh!, I like kinky sex too", says he. So they decide to go to her flat and have sex. They arrive at her flat and she asks to be excused. She goes to her room and dresses up in black leather, high heels, all the set. She chooses a whip, several accessories, and returns to the living room, where she finds the man at the door, about to leave. "Hey!", she says. "What about the kinky sex?". "Well" he says. "I already fucked your dog and shat in your purse. I'm good." And he leaves.