A fellow is trying to get to sleep but he keeps tossing and turning. He wakes his slumbering bride and says, "We need to have sex. I'm all tense and need to relax so that I can sleep." She answers him, "Oh, hell no! I have to go to the OB/GYN in the morning so I'm all cleaned up." She goes back to sleep leaving him befuddled. In a while, he wakes her again to ask, "Do you have to go to the dentist tomorrow?"
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