and he walks up to this beautiful girl, and says to her, "I bet you $500 I can stab this fork through my hand." She gives him a confused look, and agrees.
He stabs the fork through his hand, and takes her $500.
A few minutes later, he says "I bet you $250 I can stick this knife in my eye." She deems this to be impossible, and agrees. He proceeds to stick the knife in his eye, and take her $250. A few minutes later he says "Would you like to make another bet?"
She's had enough at this point, and says "No way, I'm down $750 dollars, no more betting."
He smiles and says "Okay, this time we'll only bet twenty five cents, I bet you I can have sex with you without taking your clothes off."
After a long pause, she agrees. They go into a back room, he takes her clothes off, and has sex with her. She's ecstatic, and yells "Ha! You took my clothes off, you lost the bet!"
He places a quarter on the table and leaves.
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