A banker walks into a bar, and she was smoking hot and sexy. A handsome young man asks her "her beautiful care to have a quickie?"
"No, I don't accept early withdrawal."
Another variation:
A banker visits a prostitute, on his way out, he was charged 3 times higher than the normal price. The banker asks the bouncer "why so expensive?"
To which the bouncer said "Penalty for early withdrawal."
^^I ^^tried ^^my ^^best...
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