A guy walks into his doctor's office and says he needs 3 Viagra right away. The doctor asks why he needs 3 and the guy says "well my ex wife is coming over this morning, my wife will be home this afternoon, and I'm seeing my girlfriend tonight." The doctor agrees to give him 3, but says "I want to see you first thing tomorrow morning to do a checkup, no matter what."
So the next morning the guy walks into the doctor's office with an ace bandage on his wrist and a sling on his arm. The doctor asks the man, "What happened?!". The man replies "none of them showed."
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