So there's this teacher and she's teaching her students how to use the word 'definitely' correctly. After lecturing for a while the teacher asks the students if anyone can give a correct example.
One student raises her hand: "The sky is definitely blue!"
"Well no because the sky can be grey or cloudy" the teacher replied.
Another student raises their hand: "Grass is definitely green!"
"Well no because grass can die and turn brown"
A student raises his hand to ask a question: "Are farts lumpy?"
Confused the teacher replies, "No, why?"
And the student says "Then I definitely just shit my pants"
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