A kid goes back from school and sings in the bus:

Kid: If I my dad was a horse, I would be a little ponny,
If my mom was a mare I would be a little ponny.
Already frustrated bus driver asked him then:
What would you be if your mother was a whore and your father a fag?
Kid: probably a bus driver

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