So a teacher is trying to teach the class how to use the word "definitely" correctly. After explaining to the class she asks for some examples.
One kid raises his hand and says "The sky is definitely blue"
The teacher replies, "well no because the sky can be cloudy or grey". Another girl raises her hand and says "the grass is definitely green!"
Teacher replies "well no because grass can die and turn brown"
One student raises his hand to ask a question, "Are farts supposed to be lumpy?". Confused the teacher replies "no, why?". The boy replies, "well then I definitely just shit my pants"
(I don't take credit for this joke, but it is my favorite that I read on this subreddit in the past :) )
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