Timmy and Johnny grew up together, side by side
Only a year apart in age
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They love to play with fake plastic guns
"Bang Bang" is all you'd hear for hours as they played Cowboys and Indians to cops and robbers
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Their love for guns evolved from using their fingers as babies, to plastic toys as toddlers. From Nerf arsenals and paintball as children to airsoft and pellet guns in their teens
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It was in high school when the boys decided they wanted to make a difference in the community so they joined the police force.
An even bigger plus was they got to use their gun.
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Eventually they wanted to join the military and after the Don't ask don't tell policy was passed they both got their wish.
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On their 5th and last tour of Afghanistan while clearing a tunnel a terrorist came around a corner throwing a grenade. The boys ran for cover. Johnny made it to safety but Timmy wasn't so lucky.
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Johnny spent most of his time playing online shooter games after Timmys passing.
He said one game was unrealistic and sued the company because his granade shrapnel wouldn't kill his enemies but he lost his brother in a similar incident while in combat.
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EA declared to game informer that they"...intend to get to the bottom of the granade problem and be sure to honor Timmys family with a virtual death he would be proud of."
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