A teacher asked her 4th grade students a question every Thursday afternoon at the end of the day saying if they got it right they would not need to come to school Friday.
The first week she asks "how many stars in the galaxy?" No students had the answer.
The next week she asks"how many grains of sand are there on the beaches in Florida?" Nobody had an answer.
The kids were getting frustrated, and little Billy told them "don't worry, I have an idea."
Billy came to school Thursday with 2 billiard balls that were painted black. As the teacher stands up to ask her question at the end of the day, Billy rolls the balls down towards the front of the room.
The billiard balls crash against her desk and the students laugh. The teacher shouts "ok! Who is the comedian with the black balls!?"
Billy jumps from his seat, strolls toward the door and says "Kevin Hart. See you on Monday!"
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