The doctor says to the man "Sir, I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you."
"Give it to me straight, Doc," the man says.
The doctor tells him "alright, you have cancer."
The man is crushed, naturally, when the doctor says "there's something else, too."
The man goes "well get on with it, Doc, what else is there?"
The doctor says to the man "Sir, I'm afraid you also have Alzheimer's."
The man looks up at the doctor and says "oh, well that's not so bad. At least I don't have cancer!"
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