A husband on his wife sat at the dinner table when suddenly the wife said
Wife: "Honey, I would like to have bigger boobs. Would you mind paying for them?"
Husband: "Why do you need money for that? Just rub some toilet paper between them?
Wife: "Toilet paper? How is that going to help"
Husband: "I have no idea, but it seems to be working for your ass"
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