14> Impressing Jodi Foster 10113> Releasing Stress By Blowing Away Defenseless Animals: A Primer12> Paramilitary Chicks and How To Nail 'Em11> Membership Drive 2000: Got Nutz?10> Self Defense: Fleeing From Difficult Questions, Parts 1 - 209> Knife-Throwing, Archery, and Axe-Wielding: Staying Occupied During that Pesky 7-Day Waiting Period8> Speed Reading and the Second Amendment7> Sports Hunting with Semiautomatic Weapons, Like the Founding Fathers Intended6> The Law and You: How to Kick a Liberal Pansy's Ass -- Legally!5> Do Guns Kill People, Or Do People Kill People? Who The Hell Cares, Let's Go Shoot Something!4> Corvettes and Wife Abuse: Other Ways to Compensate for Your Small Penis3> Trigger Locks, Seatbelts, Fluoridated Water and Other Communist Plots2> Hollow Points: Analyzing the NRA Charter1> *Really* Concealed Weapons: You'll Get My Gun Then You Pry It from My Cold, Dead Rectum [ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 1999, 2004 by Chris White ]
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