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Daughter: Mom, I'm pregnant! Mom: I thought I told you when a guy touches your boobs, say don't, and when he touches you vagina, say stop.

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  3. Daughter: Mom, I'm pregnant! Mom: I thought I told you when a guy touches your boobs, say don't, and when he touches you vagina, say stop.

Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out,"don't, stop, don't, stop.

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