The first goes up to the counter. The clerk asks him "What was your previous occupation?" He said "I used to sew the liners in bras" So the clerk sets $100/week as his benefit.
The next guy goes and the clerk asks him the same thing. He says "I'm a diesel fitter." So the clerk sets $500/week as his benefits.
The first guy is outraged, so he goes and asks why he got such a low benefit as opposed to the other guy. So the clerk says "Your work was labor, and the other one was a technical guy." So the first guy says "Ask him how his job works!"
So he does, and the guy replies "Well my buddy sows on the liner, and I hold 'em up, look at 'em, and say 'Yup, diesel fitter!'
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