Damned Italian Ices

Down in Austin, Texas, Guido's father and now Guido had operated a neighborhood ice cream parlor for many years. Having an idea about how to increase his business, Guido put up a prominent sign outside the business announcing, "Next Week Italian Ices Will Be Here!"

Overnight people in the neighborhood were up in arms. They organized a protest and boycott. Their spokesman told a reporter, "We heard about them damn ICES terroists on the FOX news and we won't stand for foreign Italian ICES coming in here!"

Literacy obviously runs rampant in Texas. Just look at the politicians they elect. Such as the foreigners.


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