I was in a restaurant the other day and saw the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. After starters and my first beer I convinced myself that I had to talk to her.
So there I was talking to her. We actually had the rest of diner together and after dessert I already knew that I had to marry this woman.
So I told her: "this might sound as an odd request, but I already know that I want to marry you, so will you marry me?"
The beautiful young lady got sparkles in her eyes and said to me: "yes I want to marry you, but only if you meet the following conditions:
- you need to earn $100.000+ a year so I know that I will have everything I need
- you must have a villa with enough ground for me to ride my horse
- your penis has to be 10"
I was a little surprised by her answer and told her that the first two wouldn't pose any problem, but I won't cut off 2" of my penis.
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