Drinkers Alphabet

A- Alcohol: The key to surviving High schoolB- Beer: It's what's for dinner...and breakfast and lunchC- Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after last night's partyD- Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks patheticE- Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking partyF- Fucked Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts outG- Games: Anything that involves cards, stripping and chugging beersH- Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drankI- Idiot: What you look like after doing a lap dance on fat kid (after just three beers)J- Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home at 5 amK- Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beersL- Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcoholM- Money: That which you no longer have due to two dollar draft nite at the barN- Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know...againO- Oh shit!- What you say as you're falling down the stairsP- Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beerQ- Quit: What you promise to do after spending the nite in jail with Bertha the Bearded TransvestiteR- Reform: What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toiletS- Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk... aww yeaT- Twenty-one: Usually the age where you reach your peak of drinkingU- Underage: Most of the drinking population in townV- Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make JelloW- Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of the porcelin godX- X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump it (detox)Y- Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-endZ- Zima: Zomething Different....Zomething Fun :)