Why Some Men Prefer Dating Bimbo's


10. Much easier to prove that you're superior.


9. Less likely to interrupt you with thoughts or opinions of their own.


8. Won't want you to cancel your plans to watch nude Jell-O wrestling to go see "Phantom of the Opera."


7. More impressed by the thickness of your wallet--even though it's stuffed with condoms instead of money.


6. Will let you send intimate pictures of them to Beaver Hunt.


5. They won't object to demeaning comments you make about them in front of 'the guys.'


4. They actually believe you when you say, "I love you for your mind and personality -- now please finish putting on that French maid outfit.


3. Don't understand computers well enough to access your files and read what you've been saying about them.


2. Their ability to comprehend spatial relationships is so poor that they really do believe your definition of eight inches.


1. They will put up with you.

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