A man and his mail order bride, straight from China, are lying in bed when the man suddenly feels the urge to have sex.
He looks at his wife and says "Our sex life is kind of boring, we should do something different."
"Like what?" inquires his wife.
"How about 69?" he replies.
The wife ponders a moment and says "That different, yes, but why you want broccoli egg roll and shrimp-fried rice to have sex?"
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