A young pirate is talking to an older pirate and he says, "wow how did you lose your hand?" pointing at the pirates hook.
"Arrr me young lad twas fighting off some scurvy attackers trying to take me ship and in the sword fight I got me hand cut off."
"Well how did you lose your leg?" he asked pointing at the wooden leg.
"Arr me young lad was cooling my feet off in the ocean one fine sunny day and a shark came and bit me leg off!"
"Well how did you lose your eye?" the young pirate asked, pointing at the eye patch.
"Arrr me young lad, twas lying on a beach sunning me self when a bird flew over me and shit in me eye!!"
The young pirate asked, "how do you lose an eye from bird shit?"
"Arrr me young lad twas the first day with me hook!"
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