Measuring on the job
There were three Aggies; one crane operator, o...
Crane Jokes
Three Aggies
There were three Aggies; one crane operator, o...
Signs You're Too Fat For Your Pants
1.You've lost the feeling below your ankles.
...
Measuring on the job
There were three Aggies; one crane operator, o...
Three Aggies
There were three Aggies; one crane operator, o...
Belly Button Ring
Yo Momma so fat when she got her belly button ...
Endangered Species
One beautiful autumn day, a Park Ranger discov...
How to pack a Hippo
Packing HipposYou'll need:1,000-gallon tank pe...
Mmmm, Tasty
A hiker gets lost in the woods and spends the n...
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork.
But the bigger, heavier ones are delivered by a...
Elephants Never Forget
Frank owned a full grown African Elephant and d...
A meeting was being held in the bamboo forest one sunny day in China...
A goat was on his way to the meeting when a rot...
The Cushmaker
On Johnny's first day of school, Ms. Patrick as...
What do you call a terrorist crane fly?
A Jihadi Longlegs
I asked a crane operator how business was going.
He said it was picking up. I said, that's funny...
They call it The "I'm listening". They call it The Dr. Crane. They call it...
... tossed salad and scrambled eggs.
A park ranger finds a man in the wilderness eating a bald eagle.
The man is arrested and brought to trial for ki...
Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?
because he had a dying light
Advertisement for a crane company...
Advertisement for a crane company: Call us, and...
A crane fell in NYC today today a friend told me.
I asked if it was Niles or Frasier
What is the best way to pick up American girls?
With a crane.
I rented some heavy lifting equipment in Kiev
from a company called You Crane.
How many fat people does it take to change a light bulb?
3.
One to unscrew the light bulb and screw a ne...
A collection of jokes I created when I was 11. Prepare for the wittiest jokes you will ever hear.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I've had an accident! ...
Explanation letter to insurance company...
Dear insurance company,
As to your letter you ...