Little Billy wakes up early on Saturday morning to go play with his new dog... After looking for a while he finds the dog flat on his back, legs in the air!
Confused he runs and gets his father. His father realising that the dog has passed on thinks for a while on how he is going to break it to Little Billy.
Finally the dad says "Son, unfortunately the dog has passed away and it is laying on it's back with it's legs in the air so that GOD can reach him easier and take him to the Kingdom"
With that, Little Billy starts breaking down hard... After a while of sobbing Little Billy says to his father that if that is the case, then we nearly lost mummy yesterday...
The father confused, asks Little Billy what he means by that.
Little Billy then proceeds to explain how yesterday school was a half day and when he came home from school early he went looking for mummy. He found her in the bedroom, laying flat on her back with her legs in the air yelling "GOD! I'M COMING, I'M COMING..." - If it wasn't for the Postman being on top of her, we would have lost her for sure...
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