A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his untouched beer. The bartender walked over and asked, "What's the problem, pal?"
"My brother just told me there's a sperm bank in his neighborhood that pays $40 for a donation."
"Yeah, so?" "Don't you realize?" the man cried. "I've let a fortune slip through my fingers!” -
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