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1 What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?

Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do.

2 Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?

Because it says on it "good for up to 20 pounds."

3 Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

4 What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?

"Nice boobs!"

5 How does a blonde high-5?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

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