*MODERN IDIOMS*
1- Money is not everything: There are Credit Cards too.:-D
2- Books are Holy: Don't touch them..:-)
3- Love animals: They are Tasty..:-p
4- Save water; Drink juice..:-)
5- Study is healthy: Leave it for the sick..;-)
6- No Noise in class; You disturb those asleep..:-p
7- Love your neighbor: But don't get caught..;)
8- Must get Married: Happiness is not the only Aim of life..:-p ;-D
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